INTRODUCTION

This adventure, PORK I, is a parody of ZORK I, THE GREAT UNDERGROUND EMPIRE
which was written by 'Diabolical' Dave Lebling and 'Maniacal' Marc Blank and
originally published by Infocom in 1981.  ZORK I has sold more copies than
any other adventure game (and probably more copies than any other program --
period).  It is truly a classic!  In writing PORK, I have tried to retain
some of the cleverness, low cunning, and humor of ZORK -- while poking a
little good-natured fun at it.

You do not need to have played ZORK to enjoy PORK.  However, previous
experience with ZORK may give you some clues for solving some of PORK's
puzzles -- then again, it may not.

END_INTRODUCTION

VERBS
LIGHT BURN
ATTACK KICK FIGHT
TURN SWITCH
Dummy_Verb1 DESTROY BREAK MAIM DISFIGURE POKE
Dummy_Verb2 GO
Dummy_Verb3 SEARCH FIND
Dummy_Verb4 WAVE
Dummy_Verb5 GIVE
Dummy_Verb6 SWIM
Dummy_Verb7 SWING SLUG HIT SLOG
Dummy_Verb8 COVER
Dummy_Verb9 SMOKE USE INSERT
Dummy_Verb10 FART
Dummy_Verb11 SHOW
Dummy_Verb12 SCRAMBLE
Dummy_Verb13 PEACE HELLO HI LOVE
Dummy_Verb14 DEBUG
Dummy_Verb15 NO
Dummy_Verb16 YES
Dummy_Verb17 ULYSSES ODYSSEY FISH ODYSSEUS
Dummy_Verb18 RUB
Dummy_Verb19 WASH
Dummy_Verb20 PET PAT HUG LOVE BEFRIEND
Dummy_Verb21 KISS
Dummy_Verb22 SAY
Dummy_Verb23 SHAKE RATTLE
Dummy_Verb24 FIX
Dummy_Verb25 CLIMB
Dummy_Verb26 JUMP
Dummy_Verb27 MOVE LIFT
Dummy_Verb28 PRAY SLEEP
Dummy_Verb29 ECHO AHOY PLUGH XYZZY PLOVER AHRIMAN ARTICHOKE ZORK
Dummy_Verb30 DIG
Dummy_Verb31 RING
Dummy_Verb32 OOPS
Dummy_Verb33 LISTEN HEAR
END_VERBS

MAXIMUM_SCORE 160
;Immovable nouns which appear first in the room descr
NOUN 200
-
-
From the east you can hear a horrible noise, like someone torturing a cow.
Location 23
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 200

END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 201
-
+
From the east there is emanating a sort of unnatural silence.
Location    0
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 201

END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 202
Instruments
Band's
The noise is deafening!
LOCATION 58
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS plug guitar amplifier amplifiers speaker speakers ears band
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 202
The band have a guitar and set of amplifiers and speakers plugged into 
the wall.  They are playing 'AAARRRGH (Do You Want to Suck my Spleen?)'.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 203
mirror
big

Location 27
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 203

END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 204
Boat
Large

UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 45
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 204
The boat is a very large yacht, with the name `Pork-Out' on the side.  It is
not richly furnished or decorated, however, and it just takes dim adventurers
across places they can't walk through.  Isn't that groovy???
END_DESCR

NOUN 205
Boat
Big
The boat is docked to the west.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 46
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 205
The boat is a very big yacht, with the name `Pork-Out' on the side.  It is
not richly furnished or decorated, however, and it just takes dim adventurers
across places they can't walk through.  Isn't that groovy???
END_DESCR

NOUN 206
baseball
white
All you can hear is the whizz and whack of the ball as it flies around.
LOCATION 46
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS ball pitch pitcher
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 206
There's no time for that. The pitcher keeps pitching the ball around,
and you can't get near him.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 207
Pitcher
Dead

LOCATION 47
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS ball baseball
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 207
The pitcher is lying in the corner with the baseball in his head.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 208
Gate
Ancient

UNMOVABLE
LOCKABLE
LOCKED
CLOSABLE
CLOSED
LOCATION 65
NOUN_SYNONYMS gates
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 208
The gate is closed, locked, and warm to the touch.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 2
Inside House
EXIT 5
EAST 5
DOWN 14
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 2
You are inside the house, which seems very beaten down.  There is a
smashed window leading to the east (probably broken by a baseball).
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 209
Window
Broken
There is a broken window.
LOCATION    0
NOUN_SYNONYMS peace hello hi
END_NOUN

NOUN 210
House
White
There is a house
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN 211
Door
Trapped
There is a closed trapped door here.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 211
The door is trapped and closed.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 212
Door
Trap
There is a open trap door here, which leads down to a smelly cellar.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 212
The trap door is open.  You can see and smell a cellar below the trap door.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TREASURE_ROOM 2
NOUN 213
Vault
Bank
There is an open bank vault here.
SIZE 1000
WEIGHT 1000
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
CLOSABLE
OPEN
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 213
The bank vault door is open.  It looks like it is big enough to hold a lot
of treasures and other goodies (HINT HINT).
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 214
Guidebook
PORK
You see a book entitled "PORK Guidebook".
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
LOCATION 213
READABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS book hint hints
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 214
The book is titled "PORK Guidebook".  It has a subtitle: "The PORKer's
Book of Wit, Wisdom and Hints".  It looks like it might be helpful.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 215
Table
Wooden
There is a wooden table against one wall.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 215
The table is about 2 feet wide by about 6 feet long.  It has been pushed
against one wall.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 216
Gun
Hand
There is a hand gun here.
SIZE 25
WEIGHT 25
LOCATION 2
CAN_SHOOT
NUM_SHOTS 1000
POSITION On the Table
NOUN_SYNONYMS revolver .22 handgun
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 216
The hand gun appears to be a small .22, made for defense against evil people
who try to steal things from you (HINT HINT).  It is old and dusty too.
A label reads `ACME Gun Company' on the side.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 217
Bottle
Catsup
You see a bottle of Catsup (or Ketchup -- if you prefer).
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
EDIBLE
DRINKABLE
LOCATION 2
POSITION On the Table
NOUN_SYNONYMS catsup ketchup
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 217
The bottle is the giant-economy size.  The label on the bottle proclaims:
"Genuine Generic -- Your Guarantee of Cheap Mediocrity".
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 218
Foot
Rabbit's
There is a giant rabbit's foot here.
SIZE 60
WEIGHT 60
LOCATION 2
POSITION On the Table
NOUN_SYNONYMS feet
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 218
The foot looks like it came from a mighty BIG rabbit.  I would sure hate to
run into the sucker who belongs with this foot!
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 3
North of House
EAST 5
WEST 4
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 3
You are north of the house.  There is not much to see here, except maybe
for the house to the south.  Paths lead east and west.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 4
West of House
LOCKED_DOOR
NORTH 3
SOUTH 6
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 4
You are west of the house.  The house has a boarded front door.  Paths lead
north and south.
END_ROOM_DESCR

STARTING_ROOM 4
NOUN 219
Mailbox
Metal
A mailbox without a lid (which probably was take by vandals) is here.
SIZE 1000
WEIGHT 1000
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 4
CLOSABLE
OPEN
NOUN_SYNONYMS box
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 219
The mailbox looks quite ordinary, except for the fact that it is missing
its lid.  There is a letter inside addressed to you.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 220
Letter
small
There is a letter addressed to you.
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
LOCATION 219
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 220
There is a letter addressed to you.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 5
East of House
NORTH 3
SOUTH 6
ENTER 2
EAST 9
WEST 2
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 5
You are east of the house.  There is a house to the west (with a broken
window smashed by a baseball), and paths to the north, south, and east.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 6
South of House
EAST 5
WEST 4
SOUTH 7
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 6
You are south of the house.  There is nothing of interest here, except for
the house and trails leading east, west and south.

In the distance, you can hear the chirping of a song bird.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 7
Thick woods
NORTH 6
ROOM_SYNONYMS CHANGE_LOCATION CLIMB
KEY 221
SPECIAL 8
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 7
You are among thick woods.  The ground is damp with dew.  The air is
chilly and you shiver from the cold.  The only path leads north --
back the way you came.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 221
trees
large
There are large trees here.
LOCATION 7
UNMOVABLE
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS TREE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 221
The trees are mostly large maples.  At least one of them looks climbable.  
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 222
Leaves
Lotsa
There are a lot of leaves on the ground all around you.
LOCATION 7
WEIGHT 2
SIZE 5
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS leaf
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 222
The leaves are mostly from maple trees.  They are showing lots of fall
colors.  Were you expecting something else, perhaps?
END_NOUN_DESCR

SPECIAL 8
You struggle up branch by branch till you reach the tallest part of the tree.
END_SPECIAL

ROOM 8
Top of Tree
DOWN 7
ROOM_SYNONYMS DOWN CLIMB
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 8
You are perched somewhat precariously on a limb near the top of a tall tree.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 223
Nest
Bird's
There is a bird's nest here.
LOCATION 8
WEIGHT 2
SIZE 5
CLOSABLE
OPEN
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 223
The nest is made of twigs and is fairly small.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 224
egg
golden
You see a golden egg.
LOCATION 223
EDIBLE
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 224
The egg is made of gold.  It is not very heavy, so it must be hollow.  When
you shake it, you can hear something inside.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 9
Clearing
SOUTH 10
WEST 5
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 9
You are in a clearing in a petrified forest.  
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 225
Rocks
Tree-shaped
You are surrounded by tree-shaped rocks.
LOCATION 9
UNMOVABLE
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS rock
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 225
Petrified trees stand all around.  You know, these trees had a wild party
this morning, and now they're all stoned, along with my pet rock.
You really should have been there.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 10
Dangerous Cliff
NORTH 9
DOWN 11
ROOM_SYNONYMS Down Scramble
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 10
You are at the top of a huge cliff, almost a whole 1000000000*10^.0000000001
feet down!  Below, you can see the luscious canyon, with all of its wildlife
dying off because of adventurer pollution.  You can go to the north, or
scramble down the cliff with massive effort.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 11
Beautiful Canyon
NORTH 12
UP 10
ROOM_SYNONYMS Up Scramble
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 11
You are at the foot of the cliff, in a beautiful canyon.  However, when you
arrive, all the dead animals flee from your horrid face.  This makes you sad,
for you were in the mood for some good cruelty to animals.  You can scramble
back up the cliff, or go north to see a rainbow.  There is something shining
in the sunlight at the end of the rainbow.  It looks like a pot of some kind.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 226
Rainbow
Pretty
There is rainbow here.
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN 227
Pot
Fine
There is a pot full of pot here.  It looks mighty fine.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION    0
EDIBLE
POISONOUS
POINTS 10
NOUN_SYNONYMS Drugs drug dope reefer joint grass
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 227
The pot looks real, probably grown in someone's back yard.  The pot it is in
used to be used to carry gold, until it got promoted.
There are #VAR1# joints left.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 12
Rainbow
KillPlayer
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 12
You decide to climb the rainbow, and avoid the elevator.  As you go up, you
feel really happy and are glad you came this way.  Then, somewhere, over
the rainbow, bluebirds fly.  Birds fly over the rainbow.  Why, then, oh why
can't you?  You slip from your insecure perch, and plummet to the yellow
brick road below, crushing a passing film star and her dog.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 13
Funeral
KillPlayer
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 13
You find yourself at a funeral -- yours!!

A giant Grue is talking... 'Dearly behated, we are gathered here today to
have a party, for the so-called adventurer of PORK had died.  I'm sure he'll
hate us for celebrating his death, but still it's a good excuse to party.'

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 14
Smelly Cellar
NORTH 15
UP 2
LOCKED_DOOR
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 14
You are in the cellar of the house.  It really reeks down here. The walls are
bare.  There is a passage leading north (where the reek is coming from).
Besides smelling awful, the northern passage looks quite dark and foreboding.
Stairs lead up to a 'trapped' door.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 228
Headache
Excedrin
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 228
Oh .... oh.... your head hurts....oh....
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 229
lantern
brass
There is a shiny brass lamp nearby.  It is off.
NOUN_SYNONYMS lamp light
LOCATION 14
WEIGHT 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 229
The lamp runs on batteries and is currently turned off.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 230
lantern
shining
There is a lamp shining nearby.
NOUN_SYNONYMS lamp light
WEIGHT 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 230
The lamp runs on batteries and is currently turned on.  It is shining
brightly.
END_NOUN_DESCR

;EXTINGUISH
;LIGHT
ROOM 15
Smelly Corridor
SOUTH 14
NORTH 16
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 15
You are in a smelly corridor.  You see a faint light behind you to the south.
The passage to the north leads into darkness.  A very strong odor is coming
from the north.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 16
Sumo Room
SOUTH 15
EAST 22
WEST 17
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 16
You are in a large room that has pot holes all over it from a giant's
foot-steps.  Besides a horrible reek of you here, there are passages leading
south, east and west.
END_ROOM_DESCR

CREATURE 300
Sumo
huge
There is a huge (10000 pound) sumo wrestler here!
LOCATION 16
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 1000
TIME_THRESH 1000
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS wrestler
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 300
There is a huge (10000 pound) sumo wrestler here!  He is (literally) blocking
all exits to the room.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 301
Sumo
huge
In the corner, the sumo is sitting on himself.  He is quite dead.
LOCATION    0
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS wrestler body
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 301
The sumo is sitting on himself -- which is quite a feat.  He is dead.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

ROOM 17
Start of Polish Maze
NORTH 20
SOUTH 18
EAST 16
WEST 18
UP 18
DOWN 18
ENTER 18
EXIT 18
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 17
You are in the beginning room in a Polish Maze.  There is a passage to the
east (chicken!), a large passage to the north, and small crawlways leading in
all the other directions.  A sign over the north passage says, `Go this
way!  Don't go anywhere else!  Please!  Go this way!'  

Also, beyond the sign in the next room is a large greeting party, just
waiting for you to go north!!!  Besides, the little crawlways look icky and
ugly to boot.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 18
Polish Maze
NORTH 19
SOUTH 18
EAST 18
WEST 18
UP 18
DOWN 18
ENTER 18
EXIT 18
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 18
You are in a little room in a Polish Maze.  There is a large passageway
leading north.  There are little crawlways leading off in all other
directions.  It looks like you will never get out of here.  (I told you not
to go in here.  Maybe next time, you'll listen.)
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 231
Sign
Large
There is a large sign on the wall.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 18
READABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS writing statue berez joel idol idols
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 231
The sign is about 2 feet high by 3 feet wide.  The writing is rather sloppy.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 19
Escaped from the Polish Maze
NORTH 20
SOUTH 18
EAST 18
WEST 18
UP 18
DOWN 18
ENTER 18
EXIT 18
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 19
You have escaped from the Polish Maze.  There is a large passage to the
north, and small crawlways leading in all the other directions.  A big sign
over the north passage says, `Go this way!  Don't go anywhere else!  Please!
Go this way!'
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 20
Hippy Room
SOUTH 17
UP 21
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 20
You are in a room with wild paintings on the wall, filled with flowers.  The
atmosphere is very free and wild.  There are stairs leading up, and a passage
that goes south into a huge maze.
END_ROOM_DESCR

CREATURE 302
Hippy
Peaceful
There is a hippy guarding the stairway, who constantly chants "Peace!"
LOCATION 20
MAN
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 302
The hippy is constantly chanting "Peace!"  He has a string of "love beads"
and is holding a bunch of scraggly flowers.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 303
Hippy
Wasted
There is a hippy here, who is really wasted and can't even say "Peace!"
LOCATION    0
MAN
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 303
There is a hippy here, who is really wasted and can't even say "Peace!"
He has a string of "love beads" and is smelling a bunch of scraggly flowers.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

ROOM 21
Tax Collector's Lair
DOWN 20
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 21
You are in the lair of a bad-breath breathing tax collector.  Lying around
the room are huge piles of papers, bills, and old tax forms.  You can leave
by going down.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 232
Form
Exemption
There is a `One-Hour Tax exemption' form here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 21
READABLE
POINTS 10
NOUN_SYNONYMS FORMS
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 232
The form says this: `Tax exemption for one hour.'  It may be used wherever
tax exemption forms are honored, except in all countries where adventurers
exist. To redeem this form, take it to...
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 232
The form says, `Tax exemption for one hour.'
END_TEXT

CREATURE 304
Collector
Tax
There is a mean, cruel, sadistic tax collector here!
LOCATION 21
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 1000
TIME_THRESH 1000
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS MAN
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 304
The tax collector has very bad breath and looks mean, cruel, and sadistic.
All in all, he is not a pleasant fellow.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 305
Collector
Tax
The body of the mean tax collector is buried under a huge pile of papers.
LOCATION    0
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS body man
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 305
The body of a mean, cruel sadistic tax collector is here, buried under a huge
pile of papers.  He is very dead!
END_CREATURE_DESCR

ROOM 22
E-W Passage
EAST 23
WEST 16
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 22
You are in an East-West passageway.  Someone has scrawled: `Get a piece of 
the rock' - but you, puzzled, can't see any rock here.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 233
Batteries
Dead
There are some dead batteries here.  They look very old and are corroded.
NOUN_SYNONYMS battery
LOCATION 22
WEIGHT 5
SIZE 5
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 233
They still look very old and corroded.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 23
Junction
NORTH 45
SOUTH 24
EAST 58
WEST 22
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 23
You are at the junction of four corridors.  An ad on the wall reads `Buy your
new solar powered lantern today!  Never need batteries again!'  There are
passages leading north, south, east, and west.  There seems to be a VERY long
corridor to the south. 
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 234
Matches
Wooden
There are some matches here.
SIZE 5
WEIGHT 5
LOCATION 23
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS match
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 234
The matches are just that.  Wooden matches.  Not long ones or fancy matches,
just plain old regular matches.  There are #VAR3# matches.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 24
LONG Corridor
NORTH 23
SOUTH 25
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 24
You are at the north end of a long corridor.  The south end is not visible
from here.  You can go south, further into the corridor, or north to the
junction.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 25
LONG Corridor
NORTH 24
SOUTH 26
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 25
You are in the middle of an extremely long corridor.  It extends forever to
the north and to the south.  Besides that, this place is pretty boring.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 26
LONG Corridor
NORTH 25
SOUTH 27
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 26
You are at the south end of the monstrous corridor.  This is a really boring
place, because hardly anyone has the persistence necessary to walk the entire
corridor.  The corridor looms to the north, and a room lies to the south.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 235
Shoes
Tennis
There are some old, ugly, dirty tennis shoes here.
WEARABLE
LOCATION 26
NOUN_SYNONYMS shoe
PLURAL
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 235
The tennis shoes are very old and quite ugly and dirty.  You would not be
caught dead in them (HINT HINT).  You can just make out the brand-name
`Non-Skid'.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 27
Mirror Room
NORTH 26
EAST 36
SOUTH 28
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 27
You are in a room, with a huge mirror covering the south wall.  There are
passages to the north, the end not visible, and to the east.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 236
mirror
broken
The mirror is shattered, revealing a southern passage behind it.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION    0
NOUN_SYNONYMS glass
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 236
The mirror is broken.  What can I tell you?
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 28
Small Room
NORTH 27
EAST 32
WEST 29
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 28
You are in an empty, small room. Other rooms lie to the east and west.
There is also a jagged gap to the north.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 29
Cyclops Room
EAST 28
UP 30
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 29
This is a very messy room.  There are bloodstains on the walls.  There is an
exit to the east and stairs leading up.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 237
Sign
Bloodstained
There is a large bloodstained sign on the west wall.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 29
READABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS writing
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 237
The sign is quite bloodstained. The writing is rather small and hard to read.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 237
As everyone knows from Greek mythology or from reading Homer's Odyssey, the
original cyclops was killed by Ulysses.  The original cyclops that Ulysses
slew was this cyclops' father and this one is scared to death of the mere
thought of ULYSSES (HINT HINT).
END_TEXT

CREATURE 306
Cyclops
mutant
There is a mutant cyclops in the center of the room.
LOCATION 29
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 1000
TIME_THRESH 1000
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS  mutant
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 306
For a cyclops, this one is horribly deformed and is obviously a mutant.  He
has two baby-blue eyes -- one on each side of his nose.  With those
baby-blues, he looks just like Paul Newman.  He eyes you (with both eyes)
hungrily and licks his lips.  He smiles and says, "You're just in time for
dinner!"
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 307
Cyclops
drunk
The cyclops is snoring peacefully in the corner of the room.
LOCATION    0
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS  body
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 307
The cyclops is snoring peacefully in the corner of the room.  He looks like
he will sleep for the rest of the game.  Boy Oh Boy!  Are you ever lucky!
END_CREATURE_DESCR

ROOM 30
Wash Room
NORTH 31
DOWN 29
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 30
You are in the 'Wash' room.  There is a passage to the north and stairs
leading down.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 238
Machine
Washing
Against the wall, there is a washing machine.
SIZE 100
WEIGHT 100
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 30
CLOSABLE
OPEN
OFF
TURNABLE
READABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS washer
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 238
The washing machine is very battered.  It looks like it might be broken.
There's something written on the machine.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 238
It says: 'Simply place object in washer and WASH it'
END_TEXT

TURN_DESCR 238
You try to start the washing machine. It chugs and coughs for a while.
Perhaps you should read what's written on the machine.
END_TURN_DESCR

NOUN 239
Coal
Black
You see a lump of black coal here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION    0
POINTS 10
NOUN_SYNONYMS carbon lump
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 239
The lump of coal is very clean (for a piece of coal, that is).
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 31
Grue's Lair
SOUTH 30
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 31
You are in the lair of the infamous Grue.  The walls of the room have a
strange iridescent glow.   The only exit is to the south.
END_ROOM_DESCR

CREATURE 308
Grue
Infamous
The infamous Grue is here.  He seems rather timid, actually.
LOCATION 31
MAN
GROUPMEMBER
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 308
The Grue is a tiny creature -- no bigger than a small puppy.  He licks your
hand and makes a noise that sounds somewhat like a cat purring.  He likes
you.  As you move around the room, he follows you about like a child.  Aren't
you lucky!
END_CREATURE_DESCR

ROOM 32
Bat Room
SOUTH 35
WEST 28
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 32
You are in the bat room.  Pictures of famous bats are hung in the room. 
There is a passage to the west, but to the south it smells strongly of gas
(not fuel -- the other kind.)
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 240
Bat
Baseball
There is a large baseball bat here.  It is autographed.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 32
READABLE
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 240
The bat looks large and heavy, but awkward - a reject from last year's World
Series.  It has a signature on it - `Ronald Reagan'.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 240
The bat is an official 'Milpitas Slogger'.  It is signed by `Ronald Reagan'.
END_TEXT

ROOM 33
Chili Contest
EAST 34
UP 35
ROOM_SYNONYMS Eat Taste
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 33
You are in the middle of a chili cooking and eating contest.  There is a
large sign nailed to the west wall.  There is a passage leading to the east.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 241
people
lotsa
There are people milling around in small groups with bowls in their hands.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 33
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS person man woman porkers
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 241
The people are everywhere and are gobbling up bowl after bowl of chili and
really pigging out on it.  A bunch of real PORKers!
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 242
Chili
Hot
There is huge vat of bubbling chili here.
SIZE 81
WEIGHT 81
LOCATION 33
EDIBLE
POISONOUS
POINTS 10
NOUN_SYNONYMS food vat bowl bowls
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 242
The vat is gigantic.  It is bubbling furiously.  The chili looks great.  You
realize how long it has been since you last ate.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 34
Wine Tasting Room
WEST 33
ROOM_SYNONYMS Drink Taste
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 34
You are in the wine tasting room.  However, you notice that most of the
bottles are cheap, and don't look that tasty.  The only exit is to the west.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 243
Wine
Cheap
There are some bottles of some cheap wine here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 34
READABLE
DRINKABLE
POISONOUS
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS bottles bottle label
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 243
The wine is a fine vintage from Jimmy Carter's own private grape fields,
in Plains, Georgia, made out of (censored), and mixed with (censored) to
produce a (censored) taste.  It doesn't travel.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 243
According the mimeographed label, the wine is a fine vintage (specifically,
last Thursday) from Jimmy Carter's own private grape fields in Plains,
Georgia, made out of (censored), and mixed with (censored) to produce a
(censored) taste.
END_TEXT

ROOM 35
Smelly Room
NORTH 32
DOWN 33
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 35
You are in a small room, which smells amazingly bad.  You can go north, or
descend to the source of the smell.

There is a large sign nailed to the east wall.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 36
Worship Room
SOUTH 37
WEST 27
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 36
You are in what is obviously a place of worship.  There are idols of his
royal beingness Joel Berez and one large statue of him about the room.  A
very, very religious aura seems to linger in the air.  You'd have to pay me 
to come here.  You can leave this icky place by way of two passages, to the
west and to the south.

There is a large sign on the north wall.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 244
Book
Prayer
There is a prayer book here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 36
READABLE
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 244
The prayer book is a fairly large book, all black with pictures of human
sacrifices (they're playing computer adventure games.)  Its title is
`201: A Sea Odyssey'
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 244
You read for a little while, but get depressed and finally stop.
END_TEXT

NOUN 245
Plaque
Stone
There is a stone plaque embedded in the wall.
UNMOVABLE
READABLE
LOCATION 36
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 245
The stone plaque is made of granite, and artfully inscribed with
uplifting words.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 245
It reads: "This adventure is sacred to the name of the demi-divine 
Joel Berez, Co-founder and Ex-Head Honcho of Infocom Inc."
END_TEXT

NOUN 246
Candles
Wax
There are some wax candles here.
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
LOCATION 36
PLURAL
NOUN_SYNONYMS candle
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 246
The candles are just that.  Wax candles.  Not long ones or fancy candles,
just plain old regular candles.  Every adventure game needs a light source
of some kind.  Why should this game be any different???
There are #VAR4# candles.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 37
Tomb
NORTH 36
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 37
You are in the tomb of an Egyptian slave.  In other words, there isn't
anything of any value.  Even the body has been stolen.  I guess you aren't
the first one here, buddy.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 247
Money
Paper
There is a $500 dollar bill here.
READABLE
SIZE 5
WEIGHT 5
LOCATION 37
NOUN_SYNONYMS bill
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 247
The bill is just like the one in your game pack.  There is some tiny
writing on it.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 247
The bill is just like the one in your game pack.  Read that instead.
END_TEXT

NOUN 248
Shovel
Long-handled
There is a long-handled shovel here.
SIZE 15
WEIGHT 15
LOCATION 37
NOUN_SYNONYMS spade
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 248
The shovel is made of steel with a long handle.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 38
Sandy Beach
SOUTH 45
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 38
You are on a large sandy beach.  A path leads south to the lake shore.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 249
X
Large
There is a large X painted on a spot in the sand.
UNMOVABLE
READABLE
LOCATION 38
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 249
The X is about 3 feet square and painted black.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 249
The X says 'X'.  What did you expect, turkey?
END_TEXT

NOUN 250
Hole
Small
A small hole has been dug in the sand.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 250
The hole is circular and is about 4 feet deep and about 6 feet across.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 251
Hole
Large
A large hole has been dug in the sand.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 251
The hole is circular and is about 8 feet deep and about 12 feet across.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 252
Hole
Gigantic
A gigantic hole has been dug in the sand.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION    0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 252
The hole is circular and is 30 feet across.  The bottom is far below.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 39
Bottom of Hole
LIGHT 230
ROOM_SYNONYMS UP CLIMB
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 39
You are at the bottom of a very deep hole.  The walls of the hole are loose
sand.  It is impossible to climb out of the hole.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 40
Shaft Room
DOWN 41
ROOM_SYNONYMS DOWN CLIMB SLIDE
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 40
You are standing on a mound of sand in the middle of a large cavernous room.
Far above, you can see a hole in the roof of the room, but it is too high
above you to reach.  In the middle of the room is large shaft descending
through the floor into the darkness below.  In the middle of that shaft is
another kind of shaft -- sort of like a 'Fire-house pole' -- that also
disappears into the darkness.  The shaft appears to be the only exit from the
room. 
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 253
Sand
Pile of

UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 40
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 253
It's just sand.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 254
Shaft
brass
There is a shaft going down.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 40
NOUN_SYNONYMS pole
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 254
The shaft appears to be made of brass.  It has been smeared with some kind
of grease.  It is the proverbial 'greased pole'.  It would be very dangerous
to slide down this pole.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 41
Ladder Top
DOWN 42
ROOM_SYNONYMS UP CLIMB SLIDE
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 41
This is a very small room.  In the corner is a rickety wooden ladder, leading
downward.  It might be safe to descend.  In the other corner is a brass shaft
which disappears into the darkness above..
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 255
Shaft
shiny

UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 41
NOUN_SYNONYMS pole
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 255
It's just as shiny, brassy and greasy as it is at the top.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 256
Ladder
Rickety

UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 41
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 256
It's just a ladder.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 42
Ladder Bottom
UP 41
EAST 43
WEST 44
ROOM_SYNONYMS UP CLIMB
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 42
This is a rather wide room.  In the corner is a rickety wooden ladder leading
upward.  To the east and west are passages leaving the room.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 257
Ladder
Wooden

UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 42
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 257
It's just a ladder.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 43
Grating Room
WEST 42
LIGHT 230
LOCKED_DOOR
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 43
This appears to be a dead end.  The only exit is west, back the way you came.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 258
Grate
Iron
Above you is an iron grate locked with a skull-and-crossbones lock.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 43
CLOSABLE
CLOSED
LOCKABLE
LOCKED
KEY 254
NOUN_SYNONYMS grating bars lock
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 258
The grate is made from iron bars and is about 3 feet square.  It is cemented
into place in the ceiling and is closed and locked.  The lock has a
skull-and-crossbones design on it and is currently locked.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 44
Rabbit's Warren
EAST 42
NORTH 50
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 44
You are in a small room.  There are two exits.  To the east and to the north.
Above the north exit is a sign that reads 'Rabbit's Warren'.  It sounds like
another one of those !@%^&*ing mazes.
END_ROOM_DESCR

CREATURE 309
Rabbit
Gigantic
There is a very angry, gigantic rabbit blocking the exit to the north.
LOCATION 44
HOSTILE
MAN
THRESHOLD 1000
TIME_THRESH 1000
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 309
The rabbit is huge.  He is hobbling around using a cane, since he appears to
have lost one of his hind feet.  Its loss has obviously left him in a
bad mood.  He is quite angry and makes a number of very threatening gestures
at you.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

NOUN 259
Cane
Jeweled
There is a jewelled cane here.
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
LOCATION    0
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 259
The cane is about 3 feet long and made of ebony.  It is quite sturdy.  The
head of the cane is gold with various precious jewels.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 45
Lake Shore
SOUTH 23
NORTH 38
EAST 46
ENTER 46
WEST 49
ROOM_SYNONYMS EAST BOARD EMBARK
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 45
You are at a dock along a beautiful, but polluted, lake.  Tied up to the dock
is a boat.  You may board the boat and cross the lake to the east (just use
E or EAST).  To the south is the junction.  To the west you see the entrance
to a mine.  There is a sandy beach to the north.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 46
Pitcher's Room
WEST 45
NORTH 48
LIGHT 230
ROOM_SYNONYMS WEST BOARD EMBARK
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 46
You are in a room occupied by a crazed baseball pitcher.  He is always
throwing the ball around, and you have no hope of getting to the north 
passage without getting rid of him first.  However, he is not that great
a pitcher and even you can probably get a hit off of him easily.  There 
is also a passage to the west.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 47
Pitcher's Room
WEST 45
NORTH 48
ROOM_SYNONYMS WEST EMBARK BOARD
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 47
You are in a room, which used to be home to an insane baseball pitcher.
He is lying dead on the ground after some jerk hit the ball, and it killed
him.  You can go to the north.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 48
Loser's Hall of Fame
SOUTH 47
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 48
You are in the Losers' Hall of Fame.  There are pictures of great losers
everywhere, and you feel proud to be a loser.  The only exit is back to the
south.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 260
Portrait
Your
Your portrait is here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 48
NOUN_SYNONYMS picture pic
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 260
The portrait is too horrid to describe.  To look at it would be worse than
suicide.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 49
Entrance to Diamond Mine
NORTH 50
EAST 45
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 49
You are near a hillside.  There is a sign that says: 'Diamond Mine Entrance'.
There is also an arrow on the sign that points to a hole going north into the
hillside.  To the east you can see a boat by a lake.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 50
Inside Diamond Mine
NORTH 51
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 50
You are lost in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.  However, you
can just make out some light seeping through the end of the tunnel to the
north (HINT HINT).
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 51
Inside Diamond Mine
NORTH 53
EAST 52
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 51
You are lost in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.  However, you can
just make out some light seeping through the end of the tunnel to the north
(HINT HINT).  There is also an interesting-looking passage to the east.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 261
Diamond
Huge
There is a huge diamond here.
SIZE 15
WEIGHT 15
LOCATION 51
NOUN_SYNONYMS jewel
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 261
The diamond is quite large and looks very valuable, but it's dirty.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 52
Royal Chamber
WEST 51
LOCKED_DOOR
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 52
You are small room that is richly decorated with beautiful golden furniture.
There is a passage to the west -- back the way you came.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 262
Throne
Golden
There is a golden throne-like chair in the center of the room.
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 52
NOUN_SYNONYMS furniture chair
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 262
It looks like real gold.  It must be worth a fortune!
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 263
Carpet
Persian
There is a beautiful Persian carpet on the floor.
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
LOCATION 52
POINTS 10
NOUN_SYNONYMS rug
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 263
The carpet is about 6 feet square and was hand-made by some highly-skilled
craftspersons.
END_NOUN_DESCR

CREATURE 310
Frog
Green
There is a small green frog hopping around.
LOCATION 52
GROUPMEMBER
CREATURE_SYNONYMS  kermit
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 310
The frog is quite small.  It looks pretty much like an ordinary frog -- 
sort of like Kermit.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

ROOM 53
Inside Diamond Mine
NORTH 54
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 53
You are lost in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.  However, you
can just make out some light seeping through the end of the tunnel to the
north (HINT HINT).
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 54
Inside Diamond Mine
NORTH 55
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 54
You are lost in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.  However, you
can just make out some light seeping through the end of the tunnel to the
north (HINT HINT).
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 264
Skeleton
Old
A skeleton (probably a luckless adventurer) lies here.
SIZE 15
WEIGHT 15
LOCATION 54
NOUN_SYNONYMS bone bones
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 264
The skeleton looks old and moldy. It must be a US citizen, or it would
be mouldy, instead. Ugh!!
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 265
Key
Skeleton
You see a skeleton key.
SIZE 5
WEIGHT 5
LOCATION 54
POSITION next to skeleton
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 265
The skeleton key looks old and rusty.  Every adventure game needs to have 
a key to open things, don't you think so?
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 55
Inside Diamond Mine
NORTH 57
WEST 56
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 55
You are lost in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.  However, you
can just make out some light seeping through the end of the tunnel to the
north (HINT HINT).

There is a sign over a tunnel leading west that says 'DEAD END'.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 56
DEAD END
KillPlayer
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 56
What's the matter with you, buddy?  Can't you read?  If not, you have no
business playing TEXT adventure games!  Better stick to those wimpy graphic
adventure games that don't require you to be able to read, write or type.

Anyway, the sign said 'DEAD END' -- didn't it?  Don't say you weren't warned!
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 57
Outside Diamond Mine
NORTH 49
EAST 45
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 57
You finally stumble out of the mine.  You see the mine entrance to the north
and the lake shore to the east.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 58
Loud Room
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 58
You are in the loud room.  There is a heavy metal band playing here.
You notice that one band member is playing a guitar. There is a huge 
amplifier and speaker in the corner.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 59
Loud Room
WEST 23
EAST 60
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 59
You are in the loud room.  You can see the set-up of a heavy metal band here,
but the band is not in sight.  There are exits to the east and to the west.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 266
Guitar
Electric
There is an electric guitar here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 59
POINTS 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 266
The guitar is a basic six stringer, with a plug to go into an amplifier.
It can only play heavy metal, though, at not less than 500 decibels.
An engraving reads: `ACME Anti-Deafness Prevention Old People Harrasser.'
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 267
instruments
silent
There is a silent set of amplifiers and speakers here.
LOCATION 59
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS amplifier amplifiers speaker speakers plug
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 267
The band's kit is unnaturally quiet.
END_NOUN_DESCR

ROOM 60
Triangular Room
WEST 59
DOWN 61
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 60
This is a strange triangular shaped room with passages leading off in all
directions.  Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by a recent
cave-in.  At a point equidistant from the room's vertices, there is a
triangular staircase leading down.  Even though you shine your lantern down
the stairwell you are unable to see the bottom.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 61
On the Stairs
UP 60
DOWN 62
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 61
You are on the stairs.  You can see a room far above you.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 62
On the Stairs
DOWN 63
UP 61
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 62
You are on the stairs.  The stairs seem to go on endlessly both above and
below you.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 63
On the Stairs
DOWN 64
UP 62
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 63
You are on the stairs.  The stairs seem to go on endlessly both above and
below you.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 64
On the Stairs
DOWN 65
UP 63
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 64
You are on the stairs.  The stairs seem to go on endlessly above you.  Far
below, you can just make out a room where the stairs end.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 65
Gates of Hell
UP 64
LIGHT 230
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 65
You are outside a large gateway.  Above the gateway there is a large plaque
which is inscribed:

   Abandon every HELP all ye who enter here!

The gate is closed.  Through it you can see flames and hear cries of great
pain and agony.  It is incredibly hot!  The heat seems to be coming from
beyond the gate.  Stairs lead up.
END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 268
Bell
Rusty
There is an old rusty bell here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 65
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 268
The bell is quite old and very rusty.  There is an inscription that reads
'RING FOR ATTENDANT'.
END_NOUN_DESCR

